WASHINTON, D.C. — In a shocking revelation, President Joe Biden confessed today that he’s “one of those guys who can’t make tough decisions.” In an exclusive interview, Biden opened up about the struggles he faces when it comes to making difficult choices.
“It’s true, folks,” Biden began, a hint of vulnerability in his voice. “I’ve tried my best, but I’ve got to be honest with the American people. When it comes to those tough, gut-wrenching decisions, I’m just not your guy.”
The admission came as a surprise to many who had watched Biden’s long political career and expected him to be a decisive leader. However, the president revealed that his hesitation often stems from his desire to please everyone.
“I mean, I want to make everyone happy,” Biden explained. “I want Republicans and Democrats to get along, and I want to find common ground. So, when I’m faced with a tough decision that might upset someone, I freeze up.”
Biden recounted a recent incident in the Oval Office where he had to choose between two conflicting policy proposals. “I had one advisor telling me to go left, and another telling me to go right,” he said. “I couldn’t decide, so I ended up flipping a coin. Heads, we go left; tails, we go right. It was a 50-50 shot, but at least nobody could say I played favorites.”
Despite the controversy surrounding his confession, Biden insisted that he wouldn’t change who he is. “I’ve always been a people-pleaser,” he said. “I’d rather be known as the president who can’t make tough decisions than the one who divides the country. That’s just the way I am.”
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