Biden Condemns ‘Big Lie’ That Money Buys Happiness

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an attack following a recent $6 billion exchange, Biden held a press conference today to condemn what he referred to as the “Big Lie” that money can buy happiness.

“Let me be perfectly clear,” Biden said. “Money can buy you a lot of things, but it cannot buy happiness. It cannot buy love, it cannot buy true friendship, and it certainly cannot buy you a sense of purpose.”