WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising turn of events, President Joe Biden has once again regaled White House staff with tales of his heroic exploits, this time recounting the time he single-handedly drove the elusive Rumpelstiltskin out of town. The president’s penchant for storytelling has become a staple of his administration, with staffers accustomed to hearing about his past adventures — real or imagined.
“I was just a young senator back then, but when I heard about ol’ Rumpelstiltskin causing trouble in Delaware, I knew I had to step in.” According to sources familiar with the story, Biden’s encounter with the mischievous imp involved a high-stakes game of wit and cunning, with the fate of the entire town hanging in the balance.
“He spun straw into gold, sure, but I told him, ‘Listen here, buddy, we don’t take kindly to magical shenanigans in these parts.'” As Biden wraps up yet another tale from his storied past, the White House braces itself for the next installment in what has become an ongoing saga of presidential storytelling.
