WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning display of environmental commitment, President Joe Biden declared today that he is willing to embrace a new, unconventional approach to combat climate change. Speaking at a press conference outside the White House, Biden announced his bold plan to personally hug “as many trees as it takes” to save the planet.
“If it means wrapping my arms around the entire Amazon rainforest or giving a loving squeeze to every oak, pine, and maple in North America, I’ll do it. I’m ready to hug our way to a greener future.”
The president went on to explain that he had already begun his tree-hugging campaign, starting with a cozy encounter with a 200-year-old oak tree on the White House lawn. “It was a real bonding experience,” Biden shared, his eyes twinkling.
