Noah Is Back for Another Great Flood After Loss of God’s Favorite Animal
“Yeah, God told me there was a situation, and I needed to start building another ark. He started rambling on…
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God to Start Charging Toll for New Humans, Citing Wooly Mammoth’s Disappearance
Earlier this morning, God put a cap on all human life and told the species, “I don’t like what I’m…
Climate Change Deniers Now Demanding to Speak with Earth’s Manager
A tourist reportedly asked for Earth’s “manager” after torrential rains and gale force winds rained down upon her family vacation…
