Illegal Stalking, Lack of Context Top Ways to Investigate Defamation

Woman with red hair being stalked at work (don't tell her we took this photo)

NEW YORK, NY — For more than one hundred years, investigations of defamation have been conducted, and here are just some of the top things that work.

Illegal stalking is one way investigations of defamation have been used to escalate seemingly innocent situations. It’s recommended that you recruit a mob of biased and angry persons in the neighborhood who are willing to do things like breaking and entering on behalf of your completely baseless suspicions against the target individual (TI). When breaking and entering, it is important that you use tactics to intimidate by moving things around while leaving no trace of you having been there, as well as scaring the TI’s cat by making it hide inside of a cabinet because your boots are too big for the cat’s sense of decency.

Unleash another psychological mindfuck by following the target individual on a daily basis and broadcasting everything the TI says or does completely out of context to the angry mob in order to incite more violence toward the person.