HOUSTON, TX — Johnson Space Center has officially welcomed the iconic rock duo Tenacious D, comprised of Jack Black and Kyle Gass, into its halls of cosmic exploration.
Black and Gass unveiled their ambitious plans. The duo is preparing for a space voyage like no other, with a mission to rock the entire galaxy.
“Picture this,” Black said, “interstellar concerts on Mars, jam sessions on Jupiter, and an epic guitar solo at the edge of the galaxy. We’ll be the first rockers to shred in zero gravity, and we’re bringing the cosmic power of the D to every corner of the universe.”
In response to concerns about the duo’s qualifications, Gass reassured the audience, “We’ve watched a lot of sci-fi movies, and we’ve played countless hours of ‘Space Invaders.’ We’re practically experts at this point.”
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