Violent Shitstorm Engulfs Small Town, Ravages All Hope for Clean Water
BARNS CREEK, WY — Residents of this small, once-picturesque town were left reeling this week after a violent shitstorm tore…
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Judge Orders Double Negative Clears ‘Literal Hate Symbol’ of All Accusations of Evil Doing
DES MOINES, IA — In an unprecedented legal decision, a local judge has ordered a double negative to clear a…
Analogies About Lifeboats Making Comeback in 2024
In an unexpected linguistic turn of events, analogies about lifeboats are making a comeback in 2024, leaving language enthusiasts and…
Mom Still Remembers Time When You Wanted to Be a Ninja Turtle
PITTSBURGH, PA — In a heartwarming revelation that has left family members both amused and nostalgic, sources confirm that your…
Man Thinks Mars Could Spice Up His Marriage After Binging Sci-Fi Movies
TITUSVILLE, FL — In the mundane landscape of suburban life, one man is on a mission to inject some interplanetary…
Woman on Television Asking Everyone to Look Over Here, Please
In an unprecedented plea for recognition, a woman on a local television channel took matters into her own hands, interrupting…
Man’s New Year’s Resolution for This Year to Reproduce
MIAMI, FL — In a recent family gathering, one local man’s wishes for 2024 came as a surprise. When asked…