
New Restaurant ‘Long Dongs’ Opens Amid Hooters Bankruptcy
In what some are calling the most audacious pivot in American dining, “Long Dongs” has opened its doors just as…
In what some are calling the most audacious pivot in American dining, “Long Dongs” has opened its doors just as…
NEW YORK, NY—In a bold experiment to gauge client reactions to investment strategies, local financial advisor Randall Brookes has reportedly…
“It’s such a dangerous word, we’ve tried removing it completely from the department.”
BARNS CREEK, WY — Residents of this small, once-picturesque town were left reeling this week after a violent shitstorm tore…
DES MOINES, IA — In an unprecedented legal decision, a local judge has ordered a double negative to clear a…
In an unexpected linguistic turn of events, analogies about lifeboats are making a comeback in 2024, leaving language enthusiasts and…
PITTSBURGH, PA — In a heartwarming revelation that has left family members both amused and nostalgic, sources confirm that your…