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Employee Pulls Out TI-83 Graphing Calculator for Some Quick Calculations
DENVER, CO — In a surprising turn of events at the office today, marketing associate Randall Levitt left his coworkers…
Highly Opinionated Woman Has Never Been to Countries She Knows Most Things About
LOS ANGELES, CA — In an astonishing revelation, local woman Karen Rosales, 27, confirmed Monday that she has never visited…
Local Woman Fakes Her Own Life With AI
ATLANTA, GA — In an ingenious plot, a local woman has embarked on a groundbreaking journey to fake her own…
Man Denies Being Subliminally Driven by Water Scarcity While in Vegas
LAS VEGAS, NV — In an astonishing turn of events, first-time visitor to Las Vegas, Jon Williams, denied claims that…
Couple Spends Adrenaline-Filled Halloween Frightened by News Stories
SANTA ANA, CA — In an unconventional twist this Halloween, local couple Dan and Linda Michelin decided to forgo the…
Secretive Man Takes Up Residence in Largest Pumpkin Ever Recorded
COSMOS, MI — In a twist that can only be described as bizarre, a mysterious and reclusive man has taken…
Wife Accidentally Eats All of Halloween Candy in Advance of Trick-or-Treat Night
ORANGEVILLE, ME — In a candy catastrophe that can only be described as a “sweet-toothed tragedy,” local woman Janet Lindor,…