Highly Opinionated Woman Has Never Been to Countries She Knows Most Things About
LOS ANGELES, CA — In an astonishing revelation, local woman Karen Rosales, 27, confirmed Monday that she has never visited…
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Local Woman Fakes Her Own Life With AI
ATLANTA, GA — In an ingenious plot, a local woman has embarked on a groundbreaking journey to fake her own…
Man Denies Being Subliminally Driven by Water Scarcity While in Vegas
LAS VEGAS, NV — In an astonishing turn of events, first-time visitor to Las Vegas, Jon Williams, denied claims that…
Couple Spends Adrenaline-Filled Halloween Frightened by News Stories
SANTA ANA, CA — In an unconventional twist this Halloween, local couple Dan and Linda Michelin decided to forgo the…
Secretive Man Takes Up Residence in Largest Pumpkin Ever Recorded
COSMOS, MI — In a twist that can only be described as bizarre, a mysterious and reclusive man has taken…
Wife Accidentally Eats All of Halloween Candy in Advance of Trick-or-Treat Night
ORANGEVILLE, ME — In a candy catastrophe that can only be described as a “sweet-toothed tragedy,” local woman Janet Lindor,…
Neighbor Constantly Makes Excuses to Flash Wheelbarrow Full of Pennies
OZARKS, AR — In an astonishing display of peculiarity and wealth obscurity, local resident Georgie Tinkleton has been causing a…
Chief Safety Officer Suggests Adding Better Locks on Doors to US Capitol Buildings
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a less than surprising turn of events, chief safety officer Oscar Lockheed made the suggestion, “Hey,…
Man Gains New Philosophy on Life After Recent Trip, ‘We Live in a Fear-Based Society’
ALMOND, NY — After an experience that he said changed his outlook on life and reality, Charles Smithfield who just…