Man Denies Being Subliminally Driven by Water Scarcity While in Vegas
LAS VEGAS, NV — In an astonishing turn of events, first-time visitor to Las Vegas, Jon Williams, denied claims that…
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Couple Spends Adrenaline-Filled Halloween Frightened by News Stories
SANTA ANA, CA — In an unconventional twist this Halloween, local couple Dan and Linda Michelin decided to forgo the…
Secretive Man Takes Up Residence in Largest Pumpkin Ever Recorded
COSMOS, MI — In a twist that can only be described as bizarre, a mysterious and reclusive man has taken…
Wife Accidentally Eats All of Halloween Candy in Advance of Trick-or-Treat Night
ORANGEVILLE, ME — In a candy catastrophe that can only be described as a “sweet-toothed tragedy,” local woman Janet Lindor,…
Neighbor Constantly Makes Excuses to Flash Wheelbarrow Full of Pennies
OZARKS, AR — In an astonishing display of peculiarity and wealth obscurity, local resident Georgie Tinkleton has been causing a…
Chief Safety Officer Suggests Adding Better Locks on Doors to US Capitol Buildings
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a less than surprising turn of events, chief safety officer Oscar Lockheed made the suggestion, “Hey,…
Man Gains New Philosophy on Life After Recent Trip, ‘We Live in a Fear-Based Society’
ALMOND, NY — After an experience that he said changed his outlook on life and reality, Charles Smithfield who just…
Uneasy Woman Still Waiting for Someone to Pop Out of Nowhere This Friday The 13th
CLEVELAND, OH — In an astonishing display of unwavering anticipation, local woman Carol Hapless has spent the entire day anxiously…