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Couple Spends Adrenaline-Filled Halloween Frightened by News Stories

SANTA ANA, CA — In an unconventional twist this Halloween, local couple Dan and Linda Michelin decided to forgo the…

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Secretive Man Takes Up Residence in Largest Pumpkin Ever Recorded

COSMOS, MI — In a twist that can only be described as bizarre, a mysterious and reclusive man has taken…

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Wife Accidentally Eats All of Halloween Candy in Advance of Trick-or-Treat Night

ORANGEVILLE, ME — In a candy catastrophe that can only be described as a “sweet-toothed tragedy,” local woman Janet Lindor,…

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Neighbor Constantly Makes Excuses to Flash Wheelbarrow Full of Pennies

OZARKS, AR — In an astonishing display of peculiarity and wealth obscurity, local resident Georgie Tinkleton has been causing a…

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Chief Safety Officer Suggests Adding Better Locks on Doors to US Capitol Buildings

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a less than surprising turn of events, chief safety officer Oscar Lockheed made the suggestion, “Hey,…

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Man Gains New Philosophy on Life After Recent Trip, ‘We Live in a Fear-Based Society’

ALMOND, NY — After an experience that he said changed his outlook on life and reality, Charles Smithfield who just…

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Everyone’s Favorite Distraction Just Entered Room

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Uneasy Woman Still Waiting for Someone to Pop Out of Nowhere This Friday The 13th

CLEVELAND, OH — In an astonishing display of unwavering anticipation, local woman Carol Hapless has spent the entire day anxiously…

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Old Hippie Displays Giant Peace Sign on Home to Send Message

OLYMPIA, WA — In a quiet suburban neighborhood, an aging flower child has taken a bold step to make a…

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Bought Hiker Reaches Top of Mountain With Sponsored Super Pack

ROCKY MOUNTAINS — In a groundbreaking ascent, local outdoor enthusiast Mark Summit reached the peak of Mount Ego with the…

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