
Wife Accidentally Eats All of Halloween Candy in Advance of Trick-or-Treat Night
ORANGEVILLE, ME — In a candy catastrophe that can only be described as a “sweet-toothed tragedy,” local woman Janet Lindor,…
ORANGEVILLE, ME — In a candy catastrophe that can only be described as a “sweet-toothed tragedy,” local woman Janet Lindor,…
OZARKS, AR — In an astonishing display of peculiarity and wealth obscurity, local resident Georgie Tinkleton has been causing a…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a less than surprising turn of events, chief safety officer Oscar Lockheed made the suggestion, “Hey,…
ALMOND, NY — After an experience that he said changed his outlook on life and reality, Charles Smithfield who just…
CLEVELAND, OH — In an astonishing display of unwavering anticipation, local woman Carol Hapless has spent the entire day anxiously…
OLYMPIA, WA — In a quiet suburban neighborhood, an aging flower child has taken a bold step to make a…
ROCKY MOUNTAINS — In a groundbreaking ascent, local outdoor enthusiast Mark Summit reached the peak of Mount Ego with the…
LITTLETOWN, MN — In an attempt to secure his position as the undisputed “World’s Best Dad,” suburban father-of-two, Dave Shields,…