Man Thinks Mars Could Spice Up His Marriage After Binging Sci-Fi Movies

Couple on Mars

TITUSVILLE, FL — In the mundane landscape of suburban life, one man is on a mission to inject some interplanetary excitement into his lackluster marriage by contemplating the romantic prospects of life on Mars.

Stephen Anderson, a 42-year-old accountant has recently found himself in an existential crisis. Over his morning cup of lukewarm coffee, Stephen couldn’t help but wonder if Mars might be the answer to the humdrum routine that has settled over his once-spicy relationship with his wife, Penny.

“Sure, we’ve tried the usual fixes: date nights, couples’ therapy, even salsa dancing lessons,” Stephen mused. “But let’s face it, nothing says ‘spice’ like the red planet.”