Man’s New Year’s Resolution for This Year to Reproduce

Man in gym clothes

MIAMI, FL — In a recent family gathering, one local man’s wishes for 2024 came as a surprise. When asked about his recent New Year’s resolution, Jason Dean gave this answer, “Every year I’ve made a New Year’s resolution, I’ve always kept it. I keep my promises. I think it’s time for me to have children.”

He went on to say how this has built on the New Year’s resolutions from the previous year to get to where his is today. “I had a New Year’s resolution to get in shape, which I think led to this moment. I’ve been training for this for quite some time. I think I’m ready.”

Jason went on to talk about how everyone else is doing it, and he is having a very real fear of missing out. “I just see all of my friends having kids and wonder how I ended up here.”