Pentagon Whistleblower Says Food Tastes Like Shit

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking reveal, a former pentagon worker blew the whistle on what he described as “completely unethical” conditions while working at the Pentagon. The former employee of the Pentagon, who prefers to remain unnamed, claimed he witnessed unethical practices during his employment and that others were subjected to similar experiences with some of the most disgusting food he has ever eaten in his life.

“It’s just unethical. Like, we aren’t prisoners.”