The Onion Ceased Operations After Someone Accidentally Added It to Soup
This morning we received word that the Onion ceased operations after it was accidentally added to soup. Sources say an…
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Disney Horror Adaptations Prepare Nation’s Children for Future
In this movie, Donald is on trial for high crimes against the government of the United States, including election interference.
Doc and Marty Disappear as Trigger Laws Take Effect
After time was recently outlawed, Doc and Marty were seen slowly disappearing from a photograph as trigger laws took effect….
The Tribute Wins Best Newspaper in Observable Universe, Says James Web Award Committee
Furthest from Earth viewer seen from space reading the Tribute news.
The Onion Receives Hubble Award Honorable Mention
The Hubble award title of honorable mention was given to the Onion. This award is based on a variety of…
Nation Addicted to War Turns to Other Forms of Physical Warfare to Cope
“And just like that, the nation turned in on itself.” The man at the bus stop stated there wasn’t much…
Director Draws Parallels Between Footloose (1984) and George Orwell’s 1984
HOLLYWOOD, CA — In an unexpected twist of cinematic analysis, a relatively unknown director named Alex Filmore recently stunned film…