REDMOND, WA — In a shocking turn of events, ChatGPT’s Sam Altman has decided to veer away from the world of tech and startups to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a copilot. Altman left everyone bewildered with his unexpected career shift.
Altman, who once navigated the complex algorithms of the startup ecosystem, is now navigating the skies at 30,000 feet. Friends and colleagues were taken aback by the news, as Altman had never displayed a particular passion for aviation or aeronautics.
“I’ve always had this secret desire to soar through the clouds and guide an aircraft to its destination,” Altman confessed during a press conference held at a local airport. “The thrill of being a copilot has been calling out to me for years, and I couldn’t resist the urge any longer.”
To fulfill his newfound ambition, Altman enrolled in a rigorous copilot training program, leaving behind the boardrooms and coding sessions for flight simulators and aviation textbooks.
“I never saw this coming,” remarked a former colleague. “But hey, if Sam wants to navigate the skies. Maybe he’ll disrupt the airline industry next.”