SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a move that has widespread cosmic implications, Sam Altman announced his ambitious plans for $7 trillion investment, intended to catapult civilization into a 12-dimensional future.
“In the future, we won’t have to work, and the AI will just do all that stuff for us.”
The project is said to be capable of launching entire cities, civilizations, and possibly even the occasional livestock into the hitherto uncharted realms of the 12th dimension.
“Together, we can leave this three-dimensional reality and embrace the infinite possibilities of the multiverse.”
