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Minority Report: Thought Police Can Hear You
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A recent report introduces a new kind of crime detection unit, as the Thought Police announced that…
New Social Media Network Tumbler Announced
The Tumbler “surface” is really nice for exchanging post-its with friends or adding stickers to things you like. The stickers…
No. 1 Diet Trend 100 Percent Effective, It’s Depression
A local woman reports staring solemnly off into the distance occupies most of her time outside of regular activities.
REPORT: Recent Studies Prove Life-Saving Properties of Tacos
Doctors recommend eating lettuce. Doctors recommend eating tomatoes. Doctors recommend eating onions, with antibacterial properties. Doctors recommend lean meats. Doctors…
Doc and Marty Disappear as Trigger Laws Take Effect
After time was recently outlawed, Doc and Marty were seen slowly disappearing from a photograph as trigger laws took effect….