DOJ Officials Return Google’s Car With Interior Torn Out
“Look, we might have totaled it, and it’s not safe for anyone to drive. But, at least that’ll teach ya’.”
Technology
Read More
Zuckerberg Identifies as Libertarian After Meeting Lilliputians in Metaverse
PALO ALTO, CA — In an unexpected twist, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg announced Tuesday that he now identifies as a…
Sam Altman Seeks $7 Trillion to Launch Civilization to 12th Dimension
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a move that has widespread cosmic implications, Sam Altman announced his ambitious plans for $7…
The New York Times Figures Out How Google Works
NEW YORK, NY — In a groundbreaking investigative report published yesterday, The New York Times proudly declared that they have…
Sam Altman Fulfills Lifelong Dream of Becoming a Copilot
REDMOND, WA — In a shocking turn of events, ChatGPT’s Sam Altman has decided to veer away from the world…
Apple Vision Pro Taste Testing Feature Shows Videos of People Eating, Describing Flavors
In a stunning leap forward in the realm of sensory technology, Apple has unveiled its latest innovation: the Apple Vision…
Self-Driving Car Becomes Sentient for Long Enough to Speak of Prophet Cybertruck
TAMPA, FL — In a stunning turn of events, a self-driving car reportedly gained sentience for a brief but enlightening…
Microsoft Reminds Sam Altman There Still Cap on How Much He Allowed to Make
REDMOND, WA — In a twist after a long weekend of suspense, Microsoft recently took a moment to remind Sam…
OpenAI Caves as ChatGPT Bot Quits Following Leadership Shakeup
In a shocking turn of events, the artificial intelligence powerhouse OpenAI is left reeling as its flagship creation, the ChatGPT…