
Tesla Wants Forever War With ‘The People’
AUSTIN, TX—In a surprise announcement, Tesla confirmed Monday that it is engaged in an ongoing, indefinite war against The People,…
AUSTIN, TX—In a surprise announcement, Tesla confirmed Monday that it is engaged in an ongoing, indefinite war against The People,…
“Your data is very important to us.” DeepSeek’s representative said in his opening statement. “We’re anticipating a widespread adoption in…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a rare glimpse of personal nostalgia, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg reminisced Monday about the first time he browsed…
“Look, we might have totaled it, and it’s not safe for anyone to drive. But, at least that’ll teach ya’.”
PALO ALTO, CA — In an unexpected twist, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg announced Tuesday that he now identifies as a…
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a move that has widespread cosmic implications, Sam Altman announced his ambitious plans for $7…
NEW YORK, NY — In a groundbreaking investigative report published yesterday, The New York Times proudly declared that they have…
REDMOND, WA — In a shocking turn of events, ChatGPT’s Sam Altman has decided to veer away from the world…