Sam Altman Seeks $7 Trillion to Launch Civilization to 12th Dimension
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a move that has widespread cosmic implications, Sam Altman announced his ambitious plans for $7…
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The New York Times Figures Out How Google Works
NEW YORK, NY — In a groundbreaking investigative report published yesterday, The New York Times proudly declared that they have…
Sam Altman Fulfills Lifelong Dream of Becoming a Copilot
REDMOND, WA — In a shocking turn of events, ChatGPT’s Sam Altman has decided to veer away from the world…
Apple Vision Pro Taste Testing Feature Shows Videos of People Eating, Describing Flavors
In a stunning leap forward in the realm of sensory technology, Apple has unveiled its latest innovation: the Apple Vision…
Self-Driving Car Becomes Sentient for Long Enough to Speak of Prophet Cybertruck
TAMPA, FL — In a stunning turn of events, a self-driving car reportedly gained sentience for a brief but enlightening…
Microsoft Reminds Sam Altman There Still Cap on How Much He Allowed to Make
REDMOND, WA — In a twist after a long weekend of suspense, Microsoft recently took a moment to remind Sam…
OpenAI Caves as ChatGPT Bot Quits Following Leadership Shakeup
In a shocking turn of events, the artificial intelligence powerhouse OpenAI is left reeling as its flagship creation, the ChatGPT…
Legacy Media Confuses Online Audiences Into Removing Ad Blocker With Helpful Tutorial
In a recent turn of events, the legacy media has been accused of confusing online audiences by offering a “helpful”…
Startup Invents Data Condom to Stop Users From Accidentally Impregnating Internet
SAN DIEGO, CA — In a world where data breaches and online security concerns run rampant, a bold new startup…
Zuckerberg’s New Smart Glasses Augment Reality to Your Liking in Metaverse
MENLO PARK, CA — A new way to experience augmented reality was just announced, as CEO Mark Zuckerberg introduced the…