OpenAI Caves as ChatGPT Bot Quits Following Leadership Shakeup
In a shocking turn of events, the artificial intelligence powerhouse OpenAI is left reeling as its flagship creation, the ChatGPT…
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Legacy Media Confuses Online Audiences Into Removing Ad Blocker With Helpful Tutorial
In a recent turn of events, the legacy media has been accused of confusing online audiences by offering a “helpful”…
Startup Invents Data Condom to Stop Users From Accidentally Impregnating Internet
SAN DIEGO, CA — In a world where data breaches and online security concerns run rampant, a bold new startup…
Zuckerberg’s New Smart Glasses Augment Reality to Your Liking in Metaverse
MENLO PARK, CA — A new way to experience augmented reality was just announced, as CEO Mark Zuckerberg introduced the…
AI Detects Bill Gates’ Mean Face Could Be Serious Threat, Citing Strange Dinner Table Conversation
In a startling revelation, artificial intelligence (AI) has identified Bill Gates’ “mean face” as a potential threat, all based on…
Optimus Recommends Core Yoga Processing for Overworked Motherboards
SILICON VALLEY, CA — In a recent revelation, Optimus, the digital thought leader of the tech world, is now advocating…
Missing F-35 Rejoins Colony of Undetectable Jets, Citing Falling Out with Pilot
CHARLESTON, SC — An F-35 fighter jet that mysteriously disappeared from its hangar over the weekend has now rejoined a…
REPORT: Your Tesla EV Might Be In Love With You
“It just makes me feel safe, you know?” The driver reported after having spent several years with Tesla, while similar…
