Minority Report: Thought Police Can Hear You
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A recent report introduces a new kind of crime detection unit, as the Thought Police announced that…
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New Social Media Network Tumbler Announced
The Tumbler “surface” is really nice for exchanging post-its with friends or adding stickers to things you like. The stickers…
Google Stops to Take a Shit
The beloved search engine stepped away from indexing around 7:00 am. Despite this “quick break,” local businesses were enraged in…