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The Onion Ceased Operations After Someone Accidentally Added It to Soup

2 years ago1 year ago
Delicious steaming onion soup for the soul in a ceramic mug that says "Onion Soup" and has a cute little painting on it with the ingredients...of which The Onion is one.

This morning we received word that the Onion ceased operations after it was accidentally added to soup. Sources say an investigation is currently taking place to find out what kind of monster would do this.

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