WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a heated debate in which American leaders insulted Ukraine’s President with a mix of gaslighting and parental actions, President Trump explained his stance, “It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing!”
Trump Explains How Zelenskyy Already Won, ‘You Get Nothing’
