WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left the press disoriented, President Donald Trump announced today that he will be avoiding the White House this weekend to steer clear of what he referred to as “bad energy.” The President, known for his unorthodox approaches, has often emphasized the importance of maintaining positive vibes in his administration.
Critics were quick to pounce on the announcement. “This is just another example of the President not taking his duties seriously. The country faces real crises, and he’s worried about bad vibes.”
The President’s supporters, however, defended the move. “The President knows the importance of a positive environment,” said one supporter. “If avoiding the White House for a couple of days helps with better decision-making, then we should all support that.”