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‘Learn to Code’ Top Treatment Plan for Americans

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent update to health guidelines in America, a renowned group of medical professionals declared Monday that the…

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Studies Show 99 Percent of Americans Believe Life a Simulation Designed for Torture

PORTLAND, OR—A groundbreaking new study from the Pew Research Center confirmed Wednesday that 99 percent of Americans now believe they…

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Report: Depression Might Be Linked to Sun Focusing Time, Energy Somewhere Else

CAMBRIDGE, MA — A groundbreaking study from researchers at Harvard University suggests that depression could be influenced by the sun’s…

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Man Chooses ‘Lesser of Two Evils’ for Major Surgery

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God to Consider Adding More Hours to Day for CEOs

In a stunning celestial announcement today, the Almighty is said to be seriously mulling over the possibility of extending the…

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Daily Routines of Highly Successful People

The Tribute asked some of the world’s most successful people how to attain success and achieve great things, and here…

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Signs You’re Being Conditioned to Join Corgi-Loving Cult

A recent study suggests the descent into a corgi-loving cult is subtle, and most are clueless that any sort of…

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No. 1 Part of Woman’s Day Getting Hair Ripped From Skin

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Woman Rubs ‘Salt of Earth’ In Wounds as Alternative Form of Therapy

“I get so many samples of this stuff it’s unreal.” The woman said she couldn’t keep up with it, and…

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No. 1 Diet Trend 100 Percent Effective, It’s Depression

A local woman reports staring solemnly off into the distance occupies most of her time outside of regular activities.

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