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‘We’re All Traders, And Must Pay,’ Senator Rand Paul Explains

2 months ago2 months ago

“Actually, tariffs are just a punishment for trading in the first place. The good news is, Congress is required to vote on any taxes to avoid taxation without representation, or this isn’t a democracy—amiright??”

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