Zuckerberg’s New Smart Glasses Augment Reality to Your Liking in Metaverse

MENLO PARK, CA — A new way to experience augmented reality was just announced, as CEO Mark Zuckerberg introduced the October release of Meta’s new smart glasses, a technology that brings The Metaverse to the real world. With this bold technological leap, Zuckerberg aims to make the real world a safer space, free from unsavory opinions and unfiltered human interactions.

“If you don’t like an idea, you can just swat it away, for instance. Or, if you don’t like looking at something, you can just drop a bar across that object and the glasses will cover it up.”

These features will allow wearers to enjoy a sanitized version of reality. Whether it’s two highschoolers in a fistfight, a heated political debate at a family dinner, or a passionate argument over the best vegan burgers, these glasses promise to make the unpleasant disappear.

“We want to create a safe haven for all our users, where they won’t have to encounter dissenting views or challenging conversations.”