Musk Administration Rules Social Security a ‘Ponzi Scheme’
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In recent events, the new Musk administration has ruled social security to be a “ponzi scheme” in which the…
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US Government’s Largest Wasteful Spending Project $18 Billion for Road to Uninhabitable Planet
STARBASE, TX—In what experts are calling the most baffling infrastructure project in U.S. history, the federal government has unveiled a…
Trump Explains How Zelenskyy Already Won, ‘You Get Nothing’
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a heated debate in which American leaders insulted Ukraine’s President with a mix of gaslighting and parental actions,…
Faith Office to Oversee New ‘Heavenly Border Wall’ Project
NEW ORLEANS, LA—In a controversial move that has sparked theological and political debates across the nation, the White House “Faith…
Trump to Avoid Bad Energy in Whitehouse for Weekend
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left the press disoriented, President Donald Trump announced today that he will…
New ‘Modern Aliens’ Series Starring Gov. DeSantis Announced
“They built Coral Castle, they built the giant Pegasus. And, now, they’re here to take your jobs.”
Pope Invites World’s Migrants to Live Inside Vatican Walls
VATICAN CITY—In an unprecedented announcement delivered to a crowd of thousands gathered in St. Peter’s Square, Pope Francis extended a…
28th Amendment to US Constitution Guarantees Rights of Hippies
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a groundbreaking development, Congress has officially ratified the 28th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, ensuring the unalienable rights…
Biden Transfers US Monetary System to Giant Credit Card
WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a bold move aimed at streamlining the nation’s finances, President Joe Biden announced today that the entire…