
Musk Administration Rules Social Security a ‘Ponzi Scheme’
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In recent events, the new Musk administration has ruled social security to be a “ponzi scheme” in which the…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In recent events, the new Musk administration has ruled social security to be a “ponzi scheme” in which the…
STARBASE, TX—In what experts are calling the most baffling infrastructure project in U.S. history, the federal government has unveiled a…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a heated debate in which American leaders insulted Ukraine’s President with a mix of gaslighting and parental actions,…
NEW ORLEANS, LA—In a controversial move that has sparked theological and political debates across the nation, the White House “Faith…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left the press disoriented, President Donald Trump announced today that he will…
“They built Coral Castle, they built the giant Pegasus. And, now, they’re here to take your jobs.”
VATICAN CITY—In an unprecedented announcement delivered to a crowd of thousands gathered in St. Peter’s Square, Pope Francis extended a…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a groundbreaking development, Congress has officially ratified the 28th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, ensuring the unalienable rights…
WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a bold move aimed at streamlining the nation’s finances, President Joe Biden announced today that the entire…