
‘We’re All Traders, And Must Pay,’ Senator Rand Paul Explains
“Actually, tariffs are just a punishment for trading in the first place. The good news is, Congress is required to…
“Actually, tariffs are just a punishment for trading in the first place. The good news is, Congress is required to…
WASHINGTON, D.C—In a bold economic maneuver aimed at eliminating the national budget deficit, the U.S. government has announced a sweeping…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After catching up on the latest season of America, Senator Cory Booker held a press conference Tuesday to give…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In recent events, the new Musk administration has ruled social security to be a “ponzi scheme” in which the…
STARBASE, TX—In what experts are calling the most baffling infrastructure project in U.S. history, the federal government has unveiled a…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a heated debate in which American leaders insulted Ukraine’s President with a mix of gaslighting and parental actions,…
NEW ORLEANS, LA—In a controversial move that has sparked theological and political debates across the nation, the White House “Faith…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left the press disoriented, President Donald Trump announced today that he will…
“They built Coral Castle, they built the giant Pegasus. And, now, they’re here to take your jobs.”