Trump to Avoid Bad Energy in Whitehouse for Weekend
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left the press disoriented, President Donald Trump announced today that he will…
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New ‘Modern Aliens’ Series Starring Gov. DeSantis Announced
“They built Coral Castle, they built the giant Pegasus. And, now, they’re here to take your jobs.”
Pope Invites World’s Migrants to Live Inside Vatican Walls
VATICAN CITY—In an unprecedented announcement delivered to a crowd of thousands gathered in St. Peter’s Square, Pope Francis extended a…
28th Amendment to US Constitution Guarantees Rights of Hippies
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a groundbreaking development, Congress has officially ratified the 28th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, ensuring the unalienable rights…
Biden Transfers US Monetary System to Giant Credit Card
WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a bold move aimed at streamlining the nation’s finances, President Joe Biden announced today that the entire…
Gov. Newsom’s Aide Several Weeks Into Relaying Joke Headlines in Place of Real News
SACRAMENTO, CA— After weeks of confusion, sources close to California Governor Gavin Newsom revealed Monday that his top aide, Marcus…
