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Johnson Space Center Welcomes Tenacious D for Tribute
HOUSTON, TX — Johnson Space Center has officially welcomed the iconic rock duo Tenacious D, comprised of Jack Black and…
Bill Gates Successfully Stores Consciousness on Cloud
TACOMA, WA — Sources indicate on Wednesday Bill Gates uploaded his consciousness to the cloud. When asked why he made…
Dramatic Chipmunk Makes Cameo Appearance in Area Life
It has been brought to our attention that the Dramatic Chipmunk has recently made a sudden cameo appearance in area…
The Onion Ceased Operations After Someone Accidentally Added It to Soup
This morning we received word that the Onion ceased operations after it was accidentally added to soup. Sources say an…
Disney Horror Adaptations Prepare Nation’s Children for Future
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Doc and Marty Disappear as Trigger Laws Take Effect
After time was recently outlawed, Doc and Marty were seen slowly disappearing from a photograph as trigger laws took effect….
The Tribute Wins Best Newspaper in Observable Universe, Says James Web Award Committee
Furthest from Earth viewer seen from space reading the Tribute news.
