
Poop Emoji Declared Hate Symbol, Pending Removal From All Smartphones
In a shocking turn of events, the once-beloved poop emoji has been officially declared a hate symbol by a consortium…
In a shocking turn of events, the once-beloved poop emoji has been officially declared a hate symbol by a consortium…
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