Grandpa Going to Throw Computer in Yard If You Don’t Stop Arguing
The kids were acting up around grandpa again, and he lost it. Mom says you might want to keep them…
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Local Writer Announces Plans to Write Book
PROVIDENCE, RI — Locals and international news networks were stunned to find the local man Brian Smith has announced plans…
Disney Horror Adaptations Prepare Nation’s Children for Future
In this movie, Donald is on trial for high crimes against the government of the United States, including election interference.
Minority Report: Thought Police Can Hear You
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A recent report introduces a new kind of crime detection unit, as the Thought Police announced that…
New Social Media Network Tumbler Announced
The Tumbler “surface” is really nice for exchanging post-its with friends or adding stickers to things you like. The stickers…
No. 1 Diet Trend 100 Percent Effective, It’s Depression
A local woman reports staring solemnly off into the distance occupies most of her time outside of regular activities.