Biden Still Talking About Time He Drove Rumpelstiltskin Out of Town
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising turn of events, President Joe Biden has once again regaled White House staff with…
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Kamala Harris Orders Helicopters to Parent Nation
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move that has left political analysts on edge, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly…
Biden Requests for Anyone in Audience to Let Him Know How That Preamble Goes Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a moment that left many in the audience scratching their heads, President Biden called out to…
Biden Endorses Idea That All Americans Suck Equally
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking address to the nation, President Joe Biden shocked both Democrats and Republicans alike by…
California Finds New Use for Waste, ‘We’re Going to Drink It and Bathe in It’
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a groundbreaking move aimed at addressing the state’s persistent water scarcity issues, California officials have…
Sen. Marsha Blackburn Knows Special Place Where Some Are Destined to Go
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising revelation today, Senator Marsha Blackburn proudly declared that she has unearthed a secret locale…
Sen. Rand Paul to Kickoff ‘Airing of Grievances’ With Festivus Report
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising departure from traditional year-end reports, Senator Rand Paul has announced his intention to kick…
Battleship Boardgame Found at Oval Office Desk
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an astonishing turn of events that has left the nation perplexed, sources confirmed today that a…