SCOTUS Maintains New Code of Conduct More Like ‘Guidelines’ Than Actual Rules
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking move that legal scholars are saying lacks clarity, the Supreme Court of the United…
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AOC Adds Cool New Space Background to Typewriter
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning move that has left computer enthusiasts and intergalactic aficionados speechless, congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has…
Biden Cardboard Cutout Holds Things Over While President Takes Nap
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented display of multitasking, President Joe Biden’s cardboard cutout has stepped up to the plate,…
Mike Johnson Talks About His Early Escapades as a ‘Phone Pranker’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — New Speaker of the House, Congressman Mike Johnson, explained that when he was a kid, he was…
Whitehouse Launches Weekly Podcast ‘What Is Kamala Harris Doing’ to Help Answer Questions
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move, the White House has announced the launch of a weekly podcast titled ‘What…
Biden Starts Intense ChatGPT Session About What He Should Do Next to Avoid WWIII
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a desperate attempt to maintain world peace and avert the looming threat of World War III,…
Vivek Ramaswamy Makes Bold Suggestion Republicans Should Win More Elections
In a stunning turn of events, entrepreneur and 2024 Republican presidential candidate, Vivek Ramaswamy, has recently made an audacious and…
Biden Condemns ‘Big Lie’ That Money Buys Happiness
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an attack following a recent $6 billion exchange, Biden held a press conference today to condemn…