New York City Shuts Down Streets to Throw Massive Protester, Migrant Rave Party
NEW YORK, NY — A spectacle proceeded to unfold as New York City temporarily cleared its bustling streets to make…
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President Biden Pushes Doomsday Clock Forward Another Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has once again advanced the symbolic Doomsday Clock by a…
Judge Orders ‘Deadbeat Nation’ to Pay $33 Trillion in Child Support Payments
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking legal ruling today, a no-nonsense judge has ordered the United States, often dubbed the…
Biden Vows to Hug ‘As Many Trees as It Takes’ to Get Climate Change Under Control
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning display of environmental commitment, President Joe Biden declared today that he is willing to…
Pentagon Whistleblower Says Food Tastes Like Shit
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking reveal, a former pentagon worker blew the whistle on what he described as “completely…
