Biden Starts Intense ChatGPT Session About What He Should Do Next to Avoid WWIII
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a desperate attempt to maintain world peace and avert the looming threat of World War III,…
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Vivek Ramaswamy Makes Bold Suggestion Republicans Should Win More Elections
In a stunning turn of events, entrepreneur and 2024 Republican presidential candidate, Vivek Ramaswamy, has recently made an audacious and…
Biden Condemns ‘Big Lie’ That Money Buys Happiness
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an attack following a recent $6 billion exchange, Biden held a press conference today to condemn…
McCarthy Remembers Time When He Was Closest to Presidency He Will Ever Be
WASHINTON, D.C. — After the recent ousting of Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy, the Congressman recently took a moment…
Biden Admits He’s One of Those Guys Who Can’t Make Tough Decisions
WASHINTON, D.C. — In a shocking revelation, President Joe Biden confessed today that he’s “one of those guys who can’t…
Plans to Construct New New York Above NYC Unveiled After Recent Flooding
NEW YORK, NY — In a daring response to the city’s recent flooding, urban architects and engineers unveiled plans this…
Senator Bob Menendez Assures Investigators His Novelty Soap Collection Mostly Faux Gold
TRENTON, NJ — In a stunning revelation today, Senator Bob Menendez addressed allegations regarding his extensive collection of novelty soaps,…
New York City Shuts Down Streets to Throw Massive Protester, Migrant Rave Party
NEW YORK, NY — A spectacle proceeded to unfold as New York City temporarily cleared its bustling streets to make…
President Biden Pushes Doomsday Clock Forward Another Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has once again advanced the symbolic Doomsday Clock by a…