Biden Unveils Bold New Cybersecurity Plan: ‘Just Tell the Hackers to Stop, Please’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning revelation that sent shockwaves through the cybersecurity community, President Joe Biden announced a groundbreaking…
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God to Consider Adding More Hours to Day for CEOs
In a stunning celestial announcement today, the Almighty is said to be seriously mulling over the possibility of extending the…
Al Gore Claims Freedom of Speech Not Purpose of His Famous Invention The Internet
In a shocking turn of events, former Vice President Al Gore made a startling announcement, insisting that the freedom of…
Self-Driving Car Becomes Sentient for Long Enough to Speak of Prophet Cybertruck
TAMPA, FL — In a stunning turn of events, a self-driving car reportedly gained sentience for a brief but enlightening…
Cats React to This Year’s Christmas Decorations
The Tribute asked cats for responses on the Christmas decorations this year. Here are just some of the replies in…
Determined Father Says Don’t Expect to Be Anybody Without Working 24-Hour Shifts
In a world that never ceases to challenge, one seasoned father is setting a new standard for the definition of…
Ireland Bans Swiftian Language, Citing A Modest Proposal’s Clear Lack of Humor
In a surprising turn of events, Ireland made the decision to ban Swiftian language citing how unfunny A Modest Proposal…
Shopper Watches Black Friday Footage to Stir Up Adrenaline Before Buying Everything Online
RIVERSIDE, CA — In a revolutionary twist on the traditional Black Friday experience, local woman Emily Sterns has unveiled her…
Husband in Luck After Leaving Up Christmas Decorations From Last Year
STRUGLIN, IN — In a stunning stroke of domestic brilliance, local husband Jack Schmidt is reaping unexpected benefits after neglecting…
Dogs React to This Year’s Thanksgiving Dinner
The Tribute asked dogs to send us responses about the Thanksgiving spread this year. Here are just some of the…