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Mensgiving Traditions We All Know And Love
The Tribute asked you for your opinions on the best Mensgiving Traditions. Here are some of the responses in a…
Microsoft Reminds Sam Altman There Still Cap on How Much He Allowed to Make
REDMOND, WA — In a twist after a long weekend of suspense, Microsoft recently took a moment to remind Sam…
Biden Makes Demonstration Liberty Just a Big Turkey He Could Eat for Dinner
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising move today, President Joe Biden took a break from addressing the nation’s most pressing…
Poop Emoji Declared Hate Symbol, Pending Removal From All Smartphones
In a shocking turn of events, the once-beloved poop emoji has been officially declared a hate symbol by a consortium…
OpenAI Caves as ChatGPT Bot Quits Following Leadership Shakeup
In a shocking turn of events, the artificial intelligence powerhouse OpenAI is left reeling as its flagship creation, the ChatGPT…
Sen. Joe Manchin Goes on Tour to Bring Pepperoni Rolls to the People
CHARLESTON, WV — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Joe Manchin has embarked on a cross-state tour, not to…
American Politicians Find Out President Xi Jinping Focuses on What Roughly Translates to ‘Technology’
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — American politicians have reportedly learned that Chinese President Xi Jinping has been investing time and resources…
California Biden Too Busy Being Famous to Care About State of Economy
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a shocking turn of events, sources reveal that President Biden is allegedly too wrapped up…
SCOTUS Maintains New Code of Conduct More Like ‘Guidelines’ Than Actual Rules
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking move that legal scholars are saying lacks clarity, the Supreme Court of the United…