Whitehouse Launches Weekly Podcast ‘What Is Kamala Harris Doing’ to Help Answer Questions
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move, the White House has announced the launch of a weekly podcast titled ‘What…
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Biden Starts Intense ChatGPT Session About What He Should Do Next to Avoid WWIII
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Chief Safety Officer Suggests Adding Better Locks on Doors to US Capitol Buildings
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a less than surprising turn of events, chief safety officer Oscar Lockheed made the suggestion, “Hey,…
Vivek Ramaswamy Makes Bold Suggestion Republicans Should Win More Elections
In a stunning turn of events, entrepreneur and 2024 Republican presidential candidate, Vivek Ramaswamy, has recently made an audacious and…
Man Gains New Philosophy on Life After Recent Trip, ‘We Live in a Fear-Based Society’
ALMOND, NY — After an experience that he said changed his outlook on life and reality, Charles Smithfield who just…
Startup Invents Data Condom to Stop Users From Accidentally Impregnating Internet
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Uneasy Woman Still Waiting for Someone to Pop Out of Nowhere This Friday The 13th
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Old Hippie Displays Giant Peace Sign on Home to Send Message
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