Local Woman Fakes Her Own Life With AI
ATLANTA, GA — In an ingenious plot, a local woman has embarked on a groundbreaking journey to fake her own…
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Man Denies Being Subliminally Driven by Water Scarcity While in Vegas
LAS VEGAS, NV — In an astonishing turn of events, first-time visitor to Las Vegas, Jon Williams, denied claims that…
Biden Cardboard Cutout Holds Things Over While President Takes Nap
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented display of multitasking, President Joe Biden’s cardboard cutout has stepped up to the plate,…
Couple Spends Adrenaline-Filled Halloween Frightened by News Stories
SANTA ANA, CA — In an unconventional twist this Halloween, local couple Dan and Linda Michelin decided to forgo the…
Secretive Man Takes Up Residence in Largest Pumpkin Ever Recorded
COSMOS, MI — In a twist that can only be described as bizarre, a mysterious and reclusive man has taken…
Mike Johnson Talks About His Early Escapades as a ‘Phone Pranker’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — New Speaker of the House, Congressman Mike Johnson, explained that when he was a kid, he was…
Wife Accidentally Eats All of Halloween Candy in Advance of Trick-or-Treat Night
ORANGEVILLE, ME — In a candy catastrophe that can only be described as a “sweet-toothed tragedy,” local woman Janet Lindor,…
Bezos Launches New Subscription Delivering Signature Drinks Called ‘Bevos’
SEATTLE, WA — In a move that has left the beverage industry shaken, stirred, and undoubtedly caffeinated, Jeff Bezos, the…
Neighbor Constantly Makes Excuses to Flash Wheelbarrow Full of Pennies
OZARKS, AR — In an astonishing display of peculiarity and wealth obscurity, local resident Georgie Tinkleton has been causing a…