Bill Gates Successfully Stores Consciousness on Cloud
TACOMA, WA — Sources indicate on Wednesday Bill Gates uploaded his consciousness to the cloud. When asked why he made…
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Bro Shows Up to New York Fashion Week Wearing Wife Beater
NEW YORK, NY — When Marbles Riley heard about New York Fashion Week 2023, the bro took it upon himself…
Man Might Be Wearing Underpants on Outside, But He Trying to Save World
AUSTIN, TX — In a recent reveal, Leroy Olson told reporters he often wears his underwear on the outside of…
Illegal Stalking, Lack of Context Top Ways to Investigate Defamation
NEW YORK, NY — For more than one hundred years, investigations of defamation have been conducted, and here are just…
Daily Routines of Highly Successful People
The Tribute asked some of the world’s most successful people how to attain success and achieve great things, and here…
Airlines Introduce New ‘Jump to Your Destination’ Policy
In a groundbreaking decision, many commercial airlines have now started introducing “jump-to-your-destination” policies that would allow passengers quicker access to…
Local Men Have Flashbacks of Matriarchal Origins, Form Weekly Support Group
BOSTON, MA — A local man Eric Rusty experienced a sudden flashback revealing the matriarchal origins of society. Sources report…
Boaty McBoatface Cancelled, Labeled Submarine Not Research Boat
After a 2016 internet survey led Boaty McBoatface to be selected for a $240 million research boat, the boat was…
Man Announces ‘Nothing I Ever Say Is Funny’ As Crowd Laughs
TAMPA, FL — Sources report a local man Vijay Kumar was being laughed at without even telling a joke by…
Signs You’re Being Conditioned to Join Corgi-Loving Cult
A recent study suggests the descent into a corgi-loving cult is subtle, and most are clueless that any sort of…