Sen. Marsha Blackburn Knows Special Place Where Some Are Destined to Go
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising revelation today, Senator Marsha Blackburn proudly declared that she has unearthed a secret locale…
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Sen. Rand Paul to Kickoff ‘Airing of Grievances’ With Festivus Report
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising departure from traditional year-end reports, Senator Rand Paul has announced his intention to kick…
Battleship Boardgame Found at Oval Office Desk
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an astonishing turn of events that has left the nation perplexed, sources confirmed today that a…
Biden Unveils Bold New Cybersecurity Plan: ‘Just Tell the Hackers to Stop, Please’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning revelation that sent shockwaves through the cybersecurity community, President Joe Biden announced a groundbreaking…
Al Gore Claims Freedom of Speech Not Purpose of His Famous Invention The Internet
In a shocking turn of events, former Vice President Al Gore made a startling announcement, insisting that the freedom of…
Ireland Bans Swiftian Language, Citing A Modest Proposal’s Clear Lack of Humor
In a surprising turn of events, Ireland made the decision to ban Swiftian language citing how unfunny A Modest Proposal…
Biden Makes Demonstration Liberty Just a Big Turkey He Could Eat for Dinner
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising move today, President Joe Biden took a break from addressing the nation’s most pressing…
Sen. Joe Manchin Goes on Tour to Bring Pepperoni Rolls to the People
CHARLESTON, WV — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Joe Manchin has embarked on a cross-state tour, not to…
American Politicians Find Out President Xi Jinping Focuses on What Roughly Translates to ‘Technology’
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — American politicians have reportedly learned that Chinese President Xi Jinping has been investing time and resources…