Biden Cardboard Cutout Holds Things Over While President Takes Nap
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented display of multitasking, President Joe Biden’s cardboard cutout has stepped up to the plate,…
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Mike Johnson Talks About His Early Escapades as a ‘Phone Pranker’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — New Speaker of the House, Congressman Mike Johnson, explained that when he was a kid, he was…
Whitehouse Launches Weekly Podcast ‘What Is Kamala Harris Doing’ to Help Answer Questions
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move, the White House has announced the launch of a weekly podcast titled ‘What…
Biden Starts Intense ChatGPT Session About What He Should Do Next to Avoid WWIII
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a desperate attempt to maintain world peace and avert the looming threat of World War III,…
Vivek Ramaswamy Makes Bold Suggestion Republicans Should Win More Elections
In a stunning turn of events, entrepreneur and 2024 Republican presidential candidate, Vivek Ramaswamy, has recently made an audacious and…
Biden Condemns ‘Big Lie’ That Money Buys Happiness
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an attack following a recent $6 billion exchange, Biden held a press conference today to condemn…
McCarthy Remembers Time When He Was Closest to Presidency He Will Ever Be
WASHINTON, D.C. — After the recent ousting of Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy, the Congressman recently took a moment…
Biden Admits He’s One of Those Guys Who Can’t Make Tough Decisions
WASHINTON, D.C. — In a shocking revelation, President Joe Biden confessed today that he’s “one of those guys who can’t…
Plans to Construct New New York Above NYC Unveiled After Recent Flooding
NEW YORK, NY — In a daring response to the city’s recent flooding, urban architects and engineers unveiled plans this…
Senator Bob Menendez Assures Investigators His Novelty Soap Collection Mostly Faux Gold
TRENTON, NJ — In a stunning revelation today, Senator Bob Menendez addressed allegations regarding his extensive collection of novelty soaps,…