McCarthy Remembers Time When He Was Closest to Presidency He Will Ever Be
WASHINTON, D.C. — After the recent ousting of Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy, the Congressman recently took a moment…
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Biden Admits He’s One of Those Guys Who Can’t Make Tough Decisions
WASHINTON, D.C. — In a shocking revelation, President Joe Biden confessed today that he’s “one of those guys who can’t…
Plans to Construct New New York Above NYC Unveiled After Recent Flooding
NEW YORK, NY — In a daring response to the city’s recent flooding, urban architects and engineers unveiled plans this…
Senator Bob Menendez Assures Investigators His Novelty Soap Collection Mostly Faux Gold
TRENTON, NJ — In a stunning revelation today, Senator Bob Menendez addressed allegations regarding his extensive collection of novelty soaps,…
New York City Shuts Down Streets to Throw Massive Protester, Migrant Rave Party
NEW YORK, NY — A spectacle proceeded to unfold as New York City temporarily cleared its bustling streets to make…
President Biden Pushes Doomsday Clock Forward Another Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has once again advanced the symbolic Doomsday Clock by a…
Judge Orders ‘Deadbeat Nation’ to Pay $33 Trillion in Child Support Payments
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking legal ruling today, a no-nonsense judge has ordered the United States, often dubbed the…
Biden Vows to Hug ‘As Many Trees as It Takes’ to Get Climate Change Under Control
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning display of environmental commitment, President Joe Biden declared today that he is willing to…
