Trump to Avoid Bad Energy in Whitehouse for Weekend
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left the press disoriented, President Donald Trump announced today that he will…
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Artificial Intelligence Company Deeply Seeks Enough Attention to Crash US Economy
“Your data is very important to us.” DeepSeek’s representative said in his opening statement. “We’re anticipating a widespread adoption in…
New ‘Modern Aliens’ Series Starring Gov. DeSantis Announced
“They built Coral Castle, they built the giant Pegasus. And, now, they’re here to take your jobs.”
Pope Invites World’s Migrants to Live Inside Vatican Walls
VATICAN CITY—In an unprecedented announcement delivered to a crowd of thousands gathered in St. Peter’s Square, Pope Francis extended a…
Zuckerberg Remembers First Time Browsing Internet Unsupervised
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a rare glimpse of personal nostalgia, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg reminisced Monday about the first time he browsed…
28th Amendment to US Constitution Guarantees Rights of Hippies
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a groundbreaking development, Congress has officially ratified the 28th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, ensuring the unalienable rights…
Biden Transfers US Monetary System to Giant Credit Card
WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a bold move aimed at streamlining the nation’s finances, President Joe Biden announced today that the entire…
LA Fire Department Blames Devastation on Word ‘Husband’
“It’s such a dangerous word, we’ve tried removing it completely from the department.”